We All Have Expiration Dates

42hearts:

there’s nothing worse than getting told you’re bad at the only thing you’re good at

i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous 

you're my second fave tumblr user

troyesivan:

who the fuck is your first

chocolatequeennk:

haliasjane:

inbetweenfictionandreality:

"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

 A novel by me

"I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books" the thrilling sequel

"I’ve read so much fanfic for this series, I can’t remember what really happened in the books" the stunning conclusion

zannab-sq:

daddymikeyway:

MY FRIEND WINS

YES

zannab-sq:

daddymikeyway:

MY FRIEND WINS

YES

yourfuckingdarling:

I need to be thinner and prettier and nicer and less depressed because I suck

just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone