there’s nothing worse than getting told you’re bad at the only thing you’re good at
i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous
"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."
A novel by me
"I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books" the thrilling sequel
"I’ve read so much fanfic for this series, I can’t remember what really happened in the books" the stunning conclusion
I need to be thinner and prettier and nicer and less depressed because I suck
My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point